Christmas is Cancelled by Derek Morrison (2020) [To listen to this verse select below] Children are weeping Tears pour from their eyes For Santa is furloughed No time for goodbyes His elves now sell masks To passing reindeer And rumours are growing Christmas is cancelled this year. Poor taste and a fever With cough is […]
by Derek Morrison Hi, it’s me; my name is Lance Former God of Tour de France I was once the one to beat No! No! I didn’t cheat I was once the media pet Not treated like a Soviet Now they sue for money back While I could still lead the pack My reputation to […]
by Derek Morrison Fake News comes the Trumpet call The faithful hear, they are in thrall Wield Fake News to smite them down For He now wears the media crown Apprentice star emits searing light Troublesome truths now burning bright Only He could fix all that was wrong For His people need a leader strong So Russian Bear now declared no […]